1

Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs

2

Even a Pig Will Dance If You Flatter Them Enough

3

You Must Not Fall in Love with Your Oshi

4

Be Careful How You Ride a Pig

5

Nearly All Handsome Guys Are Scumbags

6

Honest Feelings Should Be Shouted Out Loud

7

No Two Flowers Are the Same

8

Don't Laugh at Someone's Prayers

9

Live and Go Set Your Feet on that Ground

10

There's Always a Reason Why Things Are the Way They Are

11

Keep Rewards for When They Really Count

12

Heat the pork liver